Saturday, May 2, 2009

Excedrin Headache #453



As reported by a local newspaper.....

A man repairing a typewriter in Blitzer Ontario, was rescued by firefighters and ambulance attendants when one end of a high-tension spring on the machine sprang free and shot up his nose, connecting him firmly to the roller.

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Editor's comments:
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Matters were complicated when 'rescuers' accidentally tripped the automatic paper eject switch causing the man's nose to be stretched to a length of 24.6 inches* smashing the world record jointly held by Bob Hope, Cyrano de Bergerac, and Pinocchio.

* (the typewriter was set for legal size paper.)

After undergoing extensive reconstructive surgery the man exclaimed from his hospital bed that he will never get THAT close to a type- writer again because now he nose better.

The typewriter never did get fixed...

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