Keep it Clean

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News Flash:

The Post Record reported that two inmates from a prison in Bruna Alberta, commandeered a contract garbage truck yesterday and crashed through the prison fence.

Police pursued the lumbering truck for an hour-and-a-half before finally shooting out its tires.

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Editor's comments:
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It turns out that both men are former employees of a small town's Department of Sanitation.

They would have made a clean getaway if only they hadn't taken the time to make 43 pickups and 2 trips to the dump.

I guess old habits are hard to break.