Reading her lips

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Editor's Comments:
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For men only -
A brief primer of interpretation when dealing with MiLady:

What she said:     What she REALLY said:

1. Yes             No.

2. No              Yes.

3. Maybe           No.

4. We need         It better be here when I get home.

5. I'm sorry       But you'll be sorrier later
                   on... much sorrier.

6. We need to talk You're in serious trouble.

7. Sure, go ahead  Better not if you want to live.

8. I am not upset  Of course I'm upset you MORON.

9. Nothing         Something.

10.Fine            This discussion is over.

Commit this list to memory. Act accordingly for your very survival.

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