That's Whut Ah Lahk About the South... The Plate

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Suthu'n Accent Dept:

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Editor's Comment: 
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Anytime you happen to find yourself south of the Mason Dixon Line, this is not only the correct but the ONLY acceptable pronunciation!

Animal Planet

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National Geographic Explorer Dept:

A group of cows (12 or more) is called a flink. 
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of whales is called a pod. 
A group of lions is called a pride.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
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A group of Managers is called a disaster!!

Slooowly it crept...

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Old Age Dept:

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Dear Readers:

The Editor thought that this cartoon was hilarious... that is, until
he happened to glance at a mirror in his OWN HOUSE.

The gnarled weather-beaten  image staring back at him exposed the hideous truth as it taunted mercilessly:

You're old... worse still, you're not only old, you're OOOLLLD!

Arrrgggghhh!!

It took awhile, but all the mirrors in the whole joint have now been... what's politically correct here?... ah yes... officially terminated.

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Every medicine cabinet in THREE baths had to be replaced!  $$$

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I know they're called the golden years, but...

... what I saw in the mirror looked more like rust!

The Crash

Band-aid Dept:

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This has happened to The Editor ...and...  how does it go?

All the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

The End is Near!

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Frontloader Dept:

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Headline:

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PAMPERS PLANS TO COME
              FROM BEHIND

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Editor's Comment:  It'll never work...
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It's about time!

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They finally got it right Dept:

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Editor's Comments:

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That done, it's now time for a new version that won't work at all.

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Gotta have a way to justify the help(less) desk...

In a sea of darkness fear not...

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For I am the light, and the way, and the life...

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