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Notice to all politicians
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Dear Politicians:
The Editor's phone number may be found on the
National Do Not Call Registry. It's been there since the inception of the list in 2004.
That you've conveniently exempted yourselves from the
Do Not Call Implementation Act of 2003 does not give you permission to disturb me in my home with your biased, unsolicited, rambling, unwanted and unappreciated political claptrap.
If you do, I promise that you will
NOT get my vote, even if in the end I have to mark my ballot with a write-in for Howdy Doody.
[
The way things are goin' in D.C. right now I might just do that anyway.]
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Editor's Comment: Don't put me to the test here!
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