Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The morning after the day before

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Ohhh, my achin' breadbasket.  I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Sweets... NOT just for the sweet...

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Ohhhhhhhh.... Happy Valentine's Day to meeeee...

I love holidays.  Sometimes I can make them last for a whole week [burp].
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Cease and desist!!

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Notice to all politicians

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Dear Politicians:

The Editor's phone number may be found on the National Do Not Call Registry.  It's been there since the inception of the list in 2004.

That you've conveniently exempted yourselves from the Do Not Call Implementation Act of 2003 does not give you permission to disturb me in my home with your biased, unsolicited, rambling, unwanted and unappreciated political claptrap.

If you do, I promise that you will NOT get my vote, even if in the end I have to mark my ballot with a write-in for Howdy Doody.

[The way things are goin' in D.C. right now I might just do that anyway.]

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Editor's Comment: Don't put me to the test here!
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