Workaholic Dept:.Local/State:
......LAWYER BILLS STATE FOR.......DAYS OF OVER 24 HOURS.LThere are only 24 hours in a day, but not
on the bills for legal services submitted by
the law firm of Forres D. Elliot & Sons.
.Awarded
lthe
lcontract
lto defend Missouri
against injured workers who file deceptive
claims against the
lstate's 2nd Injury Fund,
Elliot recently submitted bills showing five
days during
lwhich both he and his staff as-
sertively worked
more than 24 hours.
.The Office of
lthe
lComptroller paid all of the
bills promptly, apparently with no question
being made to the exorbitant charges.
.May 20th was especially lucrative for Elliot,
whose fee is a standard $70 per hour.
.That
lday
lhis statement
lshowed
ltotals of 71
hours worked for himself
and 61.1 for his pa-
ralegal, for whom he charges $35 per hour.
.The grand total of $440,000
lpaid to the leg-
al team is a record amount for any....
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Editor's Comments:********************The first thing that caught my eye in this article was the hoosier's name,
Forres D. .Never having heard of
Forres as a man's name before, I wondered
what's up with that anyway???.But after asking around, it turns out that
Forres D. is the way they spell
Forrest all over the state of
Mizzou!.This must be one of the reasons that
Missouri's well-known nick- name is '
The Show Me State'. Be that as it may, it's plain to see that nobody ever showed them much at all about
speling.
.At first glance, this might not sound like it's that big of a deal at all,
but in reality it's a
slammer of a put-down
since even the
nearby Alabama Gumps have long known how to spell
Forrest.
.And the tab to
MO for just
ONE attorney was
$440,000 ???
.
It sounds like Elliot himself may have learned a bit about the word
deceptive from the injured workers does it not?
.With but a sliver of
common sense, it don't take no Harvard graduate to figure out that if the state is ready willing and able to cough up that kind of cash, it'd be both simpler and cheaper to pay the piddling little dab of worker's comp in the first place and be done with it all.
.So on top of
spelling, it seems that nobody ever
showed Missouri's bureaucrats
anything about
common sense either.
.Of course that's more than true about bureaucrats in
any state of the union.
.Oh where art thou Thomas Paine* when we are trulie in neede of thy great, bountiful, wise, and artful counsel....
* Thomas Paine was the noted American patriot and author who wrote the revolutionary pamphlet Common Sense, in 1776.
.
Oh well... what was it that Forrest's Mama used to say?...
.
Stupid is as stupid does !
.
Maybe Forrest wasn't much, but Mama Gump was a genius...