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Dear Readers,
Throughout the ages mankind has often pondered the question:
Just exactly what is a calorie?
Now, after long and arduous research, the answer has been found at last.
Calories are the little weasels that sneak into your closet at night and sew all of your clothes tighter.
My wardrobe is infested with the dad-gum things.
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Editor's Comment: Raaaaaaid!!
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