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Old Age Dept:
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Editor's Comments:
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Dear Readers:
The Editor thought that this cartoon was hilarious... that is, until
he happened to glance at a mirror in his OWN HOUSE.
The gnarled weather-beaten image staring back at him exposed the hideous truth as it taunted mercilessly:
You're old... worse still, you're not only old, you're OOOLLLD!
Arrrgggghhh!!
It took awhile, but all the mirrors in the whole joint have now been... what's politically correct here?... ah yes... officially terminated.
The Editor thought that this cartoon was hilarious... that is, until
he happened to glance at a mirror in his OWN HOUSE.
The gnarled weather-beaten image staring back at him exposed the hideous truth as it taunted mercilessly:
You're old... worse still, you're not only old, you're OOOLLLD!
Arrrgggghhh!!
It took awhile, but all the mirrors in the whole joint have now been... what's politically correct here?... ah yes... officially terminated.
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Every medicine cabinet in THREE baths had to be replaced! $$$
... what I saw in the mirror looked more like rust!
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I know they're called the golden years, but...... what I saw in the mirror looked more like rust!
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