Dear Readers,
In the interest of community safety the following alert is hereby published:
Georgia Bulldogs football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours yesterday morning after a team manager reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field during workouts.
CDC forensic experts determined that the chalky inhibitor, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice resumed for the offensive squad alone in the afternoon after GBI agents concluded that they were very unlikely to encounter the hazardous substance in the near future.
The Bulldog defense however, was placed under quarantine due to extensive exposure to the heretofore unidentified toxic agent during the first half of the regular season.
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