Shaken, Not Stirred...

That's What You Think Dept:

Screwdrivers Were Made to

Tighten, Loosen Screws

While it might seem that one or two screw drivers should.be enough for households without any do-it-yourselfers,.even the unhandiest of families may need several.
Selected local residents were recently surveyed...

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Editor's Comments:
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When it comes to screwdrivers, The Editor only thinks about the drinking kind; and then, only in the category of .'several at a time'.

For all the other stuff, I call my long-time handyman. Then I do my screwdriver thing while he does his and everybody goes home happy.

Mud in your eye...