Monday, June 22, 2009

A Clean Getaway


A burglar, still at large, really did clean up when he robbed the apartment of Stephanie Potts.
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Potts said her stereo and a long list of other things were stolen but the apart- ment was left spotless.
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The burglar vacuumed, washed dirty dishes, mopped the kitchen floor, and scrubbed the tub after taking a shower.
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Her furniture was even rearranged.
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"I was kind of glad that the apartment was spiffed up..." a bewildered Potts said, "... but where's my stuff?"
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Editor's Comment:
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The case was closed when Potts finally remembered that after a heav- ier-than-usual binge of drinking the night before, she had gone home to her sister's apartment instead of her own.

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