Ten-HUT!

Spare Tire Dept:

A U.S. Army officer seeking promotion must submit a full-length .photograph as part of .the .promotion review process according to The Army Times, which reported that one overweight officer lay on the floor and had the photo taken from above, his excess bag- gage not readily apparent as it sagged to the back.

"However," reported the Times, "the man's shoes curled upward showing the soles, which gave him away to the Board."

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Editor's comment:

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Reviewers also expressed curiosity as to the desk hanging on the wall and the mouse hole in the ceiling.
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