The Party Pooper

Rabble Rouser Dept:
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Dateline:
Bandung, Indonesia
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At a political rally in Bandung, the main speaker Abdullah Pussamaatamadja, challenged citizens to spend less time sitting on the toilet and going to parties, and more time demanding both their constitutional and civic rights.
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He was quoted as saying:

"If you go to the lavatory, do not sit there too long because it is unnecessary. That kind of attitude is not what Indonesia wants."
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Pussamaatamadja also criticized the Indonesian habits of giving parties when dating, when getting married, after giving birth, for
the first haircut, when...
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His parting advice urged all Indonesians to complain more at for- eign owned hotels so as to get better service and more amenities.
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-The **** Globe News
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Editor's Comments:
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It sounds to me like this guy might be permanently constipated.
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After research, it came to light that that Pussamaatamadja initially developed his bad attitude when he found out that his name was too long to write on the divider of the commode stall in the men's room.