Polish is as Polish does

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A customer asks a stock boy, 

Where can I find the Polish sausage?

The boy asks, Are you Polish?

The man, clearly offended, says, Yes I am. 

But let me ask you some questions.

If I ask for pepperoni, am I Italian?

Or if I ask for bratwurst, am I German?

If I ask for a kosher hot dog am I Jewish?

Or if I ask for chow mein am I Chinese?

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If I ask for Gruyere am I from Switzerland?

How about apple pie? If I ask for apple pie am I A m e r i c a n?

The clerk said, No, not necessarily.

If I ask for a taco, am I Mexican? says the man continuing on, his voice starting to rise.
 
The clerk replies, No, no, no - not necessarily.
 
So just because I ask for Polish sausage, why do you ask if I'm Polish? screams the guy.

 
... whereupon the clerk says calmly...

Because, Mister; you're at Home Depot!!

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Editor's Comment:
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I wonder if the schmo ever found out where the Polish sausage was?
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