Ride 'em Cowboy!

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Rodeo Dept:

In Redbank, ND a rodeo bull threw its rider, chased a clown out of the ring, jumped three fences then burst into the ladies' bathroom where, due to her interest in Cowgirl Magazine, a local woman was involved in an unusually prolonged process of powdering her nose.
No matter how badly you have to 'go', one should always have the common courtesty to wait in line the same as everybody else.
The animal crashed into the alcove where Ms. Barbara Flushczynskie was rudely stalling the competition, injuring her right arm and shoul- der, then .kicked out the bathroom sink before the woman was rescu- ed by cowboys who had responded quickly to her screams for help.
Not only quickly, but to their unabated glee if I know cowboys...

-The Santa Carboñera Chronicle
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Editor's Comment:
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And since I DO know cowboys, I also know that Barbara would have been MUCH better off stickin' with the bull!!

This is a clear cut case of out of the fryin' pan, into the fire...