The Four Amigos

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Daydreaming Dept:
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I gaze at the full brilliant moon; the same one I think to myself upon which Plato, Socrates, and Aristotle themselves gazed long ago.
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Suddenly I imagine that they all appear out of nowhere and miraculously stand beside me.
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I tell Socrates about the nationalldebate over one's right to die...we discuss the constancy of humankind throughout the ages at length.



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.....I tell Plato that I live in a country that's come
    the closestltolUtopia, then I show him a
    copy of our nation's brilliant Constitution..


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I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him what is now a much expanded periodic table.
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Then I find a full box of kitchen matches. I strike one to satisfy their puzzled looks...
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They gasp with wonder...
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We spend the rest of the night lighting farts...