Thursday, August 27, 2009

The J.D.

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Homewrecker's Dept:
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Dateline: Bucks ND
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....BUCKS MAN ADMITS TO ATTACKING
........HOUSE - MUST GO TO FLORIDA
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Kevin McReynolds who pleaded guilty last April
to attackinglhislnext door neighbor's home with
a chainsawlwilllbe paroled next week and requir-
ed to live with his parents in Pensacola, Florida.
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Editor's Comments:
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The parents contend that the sentence is in contempt of a decision by a Florida court which ordered Kevin to leave their home and move to North Dakota a scant 6 months ago when he dismantled and sold their front porch to a shady housing constructor at a local auction.
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Kevin is not real happy either because he knows that Mom will make him sit in the corner in his bad boy chair for at least a month.
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