The Heckler

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Pest Control Dept:
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Authorities in Philadelphia cited a popular rest- aurant for outside garbage storage problems...
Inside garbagelstorage problemslwouldlhave been another story altogether, becauseliflthey were addressed in any manner, halflthelstand- ing menu would be on the Health Dept.'s hit list.
... after rats were discovered in four overhead air-conditioning ducts.
Rats aren't dumb..They like to keep cool too.
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The Philadelphia Herald News reported that Dr. Ryan Dickson of the Alhambra County Dentist's Association had just begun his address at
a dinner meeting of The Patriots at Polly's Pollynesian Palace when a rat fell onto the floor from a ceiling duct above.
It isn't known whether the ratlwas pushed, orlsimply went to sleep during opening comments of what promised to be a tedious evening.
After mooning the speaker, the rat quickly scampered offlinlfull view of startled diners who later claimed that the rat's presentation not on- ly said more, but was far and away more entertaining than Dickson's.
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Editor's Comments:
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See? .Rats are smart. .They know exactly whenltolget-out-of-Dodge!!
It was however, somewhat rude to leave before the closing remarks.