A Hot Time in the Old Town...

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That's Amazing Dept:

.....................CHARCOAL BRIQUETTES
.........................DESTROYED BY FIRE

Pine City, AZ:

..........Fire broke out in a warehouse containing more
..........than 1000 tons of charcoal briquettes Tuesday
..........according to local authorities. The entire inven-
..........tory was declared a .total loss by a .spokesman
..........for the.... Once started, the fire .spread quickly
..........through stacked sacks of charcoal and... stated
..........Willie Scorchit, chief company foreman..Inves-
..........tigators suspect arson as the cause of the...

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Editor's Comments:
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OK... so a fire bug managed to get 1000 tons of charcoal briquettes lit up, and during the process somehow, someway, got the blaze to not only spread, but spread... quickly??

I'd give a brand-new nickel to find out how!

I can't seem to get as much as a grillfull of charcoal going good before everyone gives up in disgust and calls out for a pepperoni pizza.