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Political Article of the Times:

32 FOUND IGNORANT ENOUGH TO SERVE ON NORTH JURY

Washington D.C. - After four days of questioning prospective jurors, the judge and lawyers in Oliver North's Iran-Contra trial are learning that even here in the news center of the world, there remain people ignorant enough of events...

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Editor's Comments:
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(originally published in 1989... but still more than applicable)
Ignorance?? If they were really lookin' for ignorance, from what I've seen, read, and heard lately they should have tried Capitol Hill.

It wudda' been a done deal in ten minutes.

Other than that, D.C. in general seems like a fine choice indeed.