Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hostile Witnesses

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Headline:
...............Multiple Personality Killer
..............Sentenced to Two Life Terms

-The **** News & Reporter
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Editor's Comments:
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The Judge was considering leniency, however when called to the witness stand the personalities testified against one another, each trying to beat the rap entirely.

The good news is that due to plea bargaining, the dominant person- ality is due for parole in seven years.

The others will just have to wait it out.

CRIME DOESN'T PAY

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