Well Trained

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John Smiley 26, of ****, IL was not injured when his car was struck by a train at 4:35 a.m. Sunday morning.

Police said Smiley was eastbound on Hawley Street from Ramey Avenue, when the slowly moving freight train hit his vehicle.
What was a freight train doing out there in the middle of the street that early in the morning anyway?
According to the report, Smiley told officers that the train swerved repeatedly to hit him.

-The **** Herald
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Editor's comments: .Of all the nerve!! ... I hate roadhogs!
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