Thou Shalt Not... Dept:
Senior Events:
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.............MOSES TO SPEAK
...........AT SENIOR CENTER
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......The Reverend John Moses has
......been asked to speak at the Gol-
......den Age Senior Center Sunday
......afternoon at 2 p.m.
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......The Reverend will .deliver his
......homily regarding the ten com...
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Editor's Comments:
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People, people!
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It might not seem like it, but this is a heavy duty event!
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Why?
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The Editor has been advised that this is not your typical, common, ordinary, average, everyday, b-flat, run-of-the-mill Senior Center.
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No indeed!!
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The Golden Age Senior Center happens to be the honest-to-God genuine certified BOSS Senior Center of the entire Universe!
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To be a member of this Senior Center you have to be not just old... you have to be really, really, REALLY - OLLLD!!!
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I have checked and by the time any of us will be even close to the required entry-age for this particular Senior Center, the Chicago Cubs will have won both the NL pennant and the World Series!!!
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You are beginning to see what I mean by old... right?
So basically this senior center doesn't have any members because no one can live forNever.
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ForNever :-) I like it!! I'm proud of you Son, you're really getting the hang of it! You get both a 'Brilliant' and a 'Well Done' for that one!! ...a chip off the old block - no doubt in my unmilitary mind.
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