The Back Nine

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Sandtrap Dept:

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Headline:
                  SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG
                   HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66
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Editor's Comments:
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Unfortunately Mr. N. was disqualified when it was found that, count- ing the leg, he had one club too many in his bag.
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On top of that, even though he made a great shot with the leg, on in- spection it was found not to meet rigid standards of the PGA since it was composed of more than 40% cellulite, a banned substance.
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Sorry Jackson...