Shocking... simply shocking!!

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Highlander Dept:

Headline:

             KILLER SENTENCED TO CHAIR
              FOR THIRD TIME IN 10 YEARS

Tonight, Duncan McCloud  of  the clan McCloud,
convicted serial killer who beheaded his victims
with a 16th century broadsword, will face execu-
tion for the third time since his appeal was...

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Editor's Comments:
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These people obviously do not watch that much TV.

If they did, they'd know that the only way you can rid yourself of an immortal for good is to take his head.

There can be only one!!

In France this sort of foul-up has not happened since Madame La- Farge taught the bourgeois how to do things right the first time.

Knit one, purl two...