Lost at sea

Survivor Man Dept:
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Headline:

                    8 missing in Gulf with only

                      crackers, gum and beer!
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Editor's Comments:

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...and?

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This sounds like a dream vacation to me.

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Think of it... the sun, the solitude, the ongoing spectacle of sounding whales, the euphony of gently slapping waves against the shattered remnants of your faithful and once sturdy, yet erstwhile craft...

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To be perfectly honest, a case of Velveeta along with a gallon jar of large Kosher garlic dills would make things that much better.

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Oh yeah... lest we forget, add in a good supply of Vienna sausage.

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And then there's the issue of ice for the brewskis...

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Nahhh - that's asking for way too much.

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Let it be...