The Confession

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Belly up to the bar Dept:
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A sinner goes into the confessional box.
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He finds on one wall a fully equipped
bar with Guinness stout on tap.
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On the wall opposite is an impressive wine rack filled with premium spirits and a dazzling array of the finest aromatic Cuban cigars.
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The sinner is puzzled at all of this, thinking that he surely must be lost and in the wrong place for his confession.
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Then the Priest comes in.
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The sinner says:
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Father forgivelme, forlit'slbeen a long time since I've been to confession, but I must say, the confes- sional box looks much more inviting than before.
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The Priest replies:
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Get outta there you! .That's my side!
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Editor's Comments:
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Later on when he discovered that he'd left both his matches and cigar cutter at the rectory, the Priest decanted* whoops, that's recanted, and let the man come in to the good side of the box after all..
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*He decanted too, but that didn't happen until later on...

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I wonder if they thought about hiring a band...
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Celll-e-brate good times - COME ON!!
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(Kool and the Gang)