Friday, August 7, 2009

Trekkies Only... others need not apply...


Stardate 40345.21 Dept:
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Classifieds:

The first Star Trek Community will form
for mature trekkers of...
Mature?
Does this mean mature like the lovely Counselor Troi or maybe Lt. O'Hura?
The Community will feature structured community life...
Meaning they boss you around all they want and you have to do it...
...expressing core values of ST on a realistic...
Excuse me?
...level. .Requirements: Responsible self-supporting individuals...
Aha - they only want geezers with bucks...
Send legal SASE and autobiography in your letter of interest to Star Trek Community, Box 4389, Cary NC 27511.
Located apx. 14 miles northeast of Mayberry R.F.D.

- StarLug Magazine
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Editor's Comment:
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I would never write to this address in a million years as I would be absolutely terrified that it might actually exist.
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On the other hand... Counselor Troi... Lt. O'Hura... hmmmm...
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Beam me up
Scotty!

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