The Gospel Truth

But I already had a bath Dept:
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.....United Presbyterian Informer
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Coming Events Section:
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Sunday afternoon, there will be a meeting
in the North and South ends of the church.
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Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Editor's Comments:
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I've always said that there's nothing wrong in being thorough... but(t) in THIS case... it does seem to be just a bit extreme.

I guess it's their church and they can baptize anyway they want.

Still, I do hope that accidents are held to a minimum and that patience prevails for all during these more than unusual rituals.
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I wonder what John the Baptist would have to say?