The Heist

Gold Silver and Jewels Dept:
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Would be robbers chased an armored car on
a highwaylnearlAtlanticlCity today, but fled
after it crashed and rolled over.
I thot that was the point...
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Before being taken tola local hospital for ob-
servation the driver locked the armored car
which was now lying on its side.
Good man! As a result however he suffered
a double hernialtrying to lift the truck high
enough to lock the door on the driver's side
which was next to the ground at the time.
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According to the Ocean City Sun, police had
to use acetylene torches to open the vehicle
and secure its supposedly valuable contents,
Yeah right! .Like it wasn't secure enough al-
ready, locked up tight in an armored car...
... which turned out to be a takeout lunch in-
tended for New York real estate tycoon and
Atlantic City casino owner Donald Trump.
...a high-dollar order of corned beef on rye
with extra-hot horseradish and a pickle.
Trump, who has his lunch brought to his ca-
sino office from a delicatessen in downtown
Manhattan, could not be reached for...
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Editor's Comments:
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The district police chief admitted that although several local inhabi- tants had been identified as possible suspects to the crime, the case was mired and at a complete standstill since the evidence had now (quote) buuuuurp... unfortunately disappeared... (unquote).