Saturday, May 2, 2009

A Double Ring Ceremony


Weekend Weddings Section:

In *****, England, John Fone and Rachael Browne, both 18 years old, were married this past Sunday.

In the same ceremony, John's brother David, 23, married Ra-
chael's 37-year-old mother, Janette.

Janette is now John's sister-in-law, while Rachael is both David's
sister-in-law and stepdaughter.

David is also the stepfather to Janette's five children by her first marriage, as well as grandfather and uncle to John and Rachael's one-year-old daughter Nikita.

- The *** ***** Register
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Editor's comments:

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Now if David would divorce Janette and Jon, Rachael, with Jon subse- quently marrying Janette, he would be Nikita's father, as well as her step-grandfather. Further,he would not only be Rachael's ex-husband but also her stepfather (once removed).

If all of this is not against the law some way, I'll give plenty of 6 to 5 that it would clear up some of the other confusion.

In turn, if David were to marry Rachael...

I don't wanna even think about it....

No matter what, sorting out who gives what to whom on birthdays and Christmas must be a mess around that place...

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